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Jokes
A blonde went to Las Vegas.
She had been in the casino for about an hour, and realized she was thirsty, and went to the pop machine in the hall.
She put $1.00 in an a Pespi came out, she put another $1.00 in and another Pespi came out, she put one last $1.00 in and another Pespi came out.
A man saw her, and he said: "What are you doing?"
And the blonde said: "Duh!! Winning"Two Kentuckians drove to a gas station in Indiana for a fill-up because they heard about a contest being offered by the station to patrons who purchase a full tank of gas. When they went inside to pay, the men asked the attendant about the contest.
"If you win, you're entitled to free sex," said the attendant.
"How do we enter?" asked the Kentuckian.
"Well, I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 10. If you guess right, you win free sex."
"O.K. I guess 7," said the Kentuckian.
"Sorry, I was thinking of 8," replied the attendant.
The next week, the two Kentuckians returned to the same station to get gas. When they went inside to pay, the one Kentuckian asked the attendant if the contest was still going on.
"Sure," replied the attendant. "I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 10. If you guess right, you win free sex. "
"Two," said the Kentuckian.
"Sorry, I was thinking of 3," replied the attendant. "Come back soon and try again."
As they walked back to the car, the one Kentuckian said to the other, "You know, I'm beginning to think this contest is rigged."
"No way," said the other. "My wife won twice last week."A blackjack dealer and a player with a thirteen count in his hand were arguing about whether or not it was appropriate to tip the dealer.
The player said, "When I get bad cards, it's not the dealer's fault. Accordingly, when I get good cards, the dealer obviously had nothing to do with it so, why should I tip him?"
The dealer said, "When you eat out do you tip the waiter?" ... "Yes."
"Well then, he serves you food; I'm serving you cards, so you should tip me."
"Okay, but, the waiter gives me what I ask for. I'll take an eight!"
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